Rihanna Posts Hottest Photo Ever on Instagram, Shows Chris Brown What He's (Maybe) Missing

This just in: Rihanna's body is pretty unreal. Not unreal in the Manti Te'o girlfriend sense, obviously. Rihanna totally exists right here in the flesh ... and that flesh is pretty darn spectacular looking. She seems well aware of this fact, too:

The 24-year-old singer is back doing what she does best - posting sexy pics of her backside, making sure we (and possibly Chris Brown) don't forget about her. Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly on the rocks again, just weeks after appearing inseparable. It's hard to keep track of those two, isn't it? They might say it's "Nobody's Business," but both go out of their way to make sure we know what they're up to ... and in Rih's case, what she's (not) wearing. Dressed in a body-hugging white leotard, she's seen here flaunting her bodacious booty, facing away from the camera and offering a sultry, over-the-shoulder glance. "Lights. Camera. Action #alliseeizsignz," she captioned the photo. Whatever the hell that means, and whatever you hoped to accomplish, Rih, it worked baby. Seriously, well done. Bet you don't have an encore in you! Yup, we said it. The challenge has been thrown down by THG. Only time will tell if she chooses to accept it and more sexy Rihanna pictures follow. Please, please let it be so.

Kim Kardashian Debuts New Bangs: They're Real!

We interrupt our usual Kim Kardashian baby news to bring you some seriously exciting Kim Kardashian bangs news: The large-breasted sex tape star now has them! For real! Following a tease in December - during which Kardashian Instagrammed a photo of sideswept bangs, only to later reveal they were phony - the knocked up brunette has now posted a new picture to her official blog, asking on it: "I cut my bangs for real! What do you guys think of my new look?"

Beyonce GQ Cover: Hubba, Hubba!

Beyonce will sing at the upcoming Obama Inauguration. That's quite the honor for this star.

And the singer also covers the latest issue of GQ. That's quite a pleasure for warm-blooded males around the planet!

Looking positively stunning and slim just over one year since giving birth to Blue Ivy Carter, Beyonce is wearing next to nothing on the cover of this national magazine.

The issue celebrates The 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century and it appears to have all attractive bases covered, from Kate Upton to Megan Fox to Mila Kunis. GQ, meanwhile, promises "better (and hotter)" Beyonce pictures next Tuesday when it releases the full interview and spread. We're not sure how that's possible.

Rihanna: Chris Brown Comes Before Everyone Else

Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted at Staples Center on Christmas and in bed on New Year's. To sources close to the on-again couple, it's no surprise. The bad girl singer's actions prove one thing: Chris is all that matters.

                               

Originally, the plan was for Chris Brown to spend the holiday in Bardados with Rihanna and all of her family and friends - and then he pulled a no-show. Too bad, due to the Rihanna nude photos that came out of that trip. But he saw the real deal soon enough, when she raced back to L.A. to be with him. “She immediately flew back to Los Angeles to be with him,” a close friend says. “She ditched all her friends and family without a second thought." "The only person she cares about it Chris; everyone else comes second.” The two spent New Year’s Day together in bed, giving themselves away by each sharing a photo on Instagram in a bed with the same sheets! So cute! Or not. Some fans and friends are understandably put off by this charade. It goes beyond Chris' 2009 beating of Rihanna; he jettted off to Paris and clearly put it to Karrueche Tran (and possibly Ayem Nour) on the side just a few weeks ago. Still, Rihanna can't get enough of her once and future man. "He and Rihanna are crazy as hell," says a source. "Chris had a bomb ass time with Rihanna over Christmas. He painted this picture of him and her together and it’s [amazing]." "It’s tight as f**k. It’s him and her together. She’s looking forward and he’s kissing her on the cheek. Chris painted the gold necklace around her neck that he got her." "At the bottom he wrote ‘you’re my girl for life.’” Sweet? Sickening? You be the judge.